Probiotic Kefir Lotion

£11£22

All Chuckling Goat Kefir Lotions start out with a base of goats milk and our own award-winning kefir. We then add different essential oils, which bring their own benefits and add a lovely natural fragrance. All of our lotions are free from any pthalates, petrochemicals, parabens, dyes or artificial perfumes. They contain pure food-grade ingredients, are made by hand and designed to be as natural, green and hypoallergenic as possible.

Choose from Sensitive, Break-Out, Soothing and Calm-Down. Click the links or scroll down for more information on each variety.

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50ml - £11

150ml - £22

Variety Pack - £44 £33

4x 50ml bottles - One of each variety. One bottle FREE.
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We do not recommend any of our products other than kefir during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
We've helped more than 120,000 happy customers!

An honest good to the heart business, reliable and worthy of 10 stars with products that are eco friendly with valuable results
~ Trudy

So easy to order and it came super quick too. Only soap my husband can use without making him itch so a big than you for that.
~ Denise Mitchell

Cleansing bar is great and lasts forever. The lotion is light and non sticky. Great products.
~ Sandra Howley

Always a pleasure to order from Chuckling Goat. Service is excellent and their generous ethos feeds through in to every contact.
~ Jill

This company does what it says. You order the kefir and it arrives exactly when they say. The product is excellent too.
~ Jill Shuker

Amazing quality. The soothing cream is a life saver for me. It keeps my skin healthy due to the benefit of probiotics...
~ Anna Rogers

This is the only cream that cleared up contact dermatitis after steroid creams made in worse, I'm a total convert!
~ Annabel

The products do what they say they're going to do. The skincare is very gentle too
~ Sally

...Everything is excellent, the product, the delivery, subscription service, advice what more to say...
~ Alison

Soothing Kefir Lotion

Our Soothing Kefir Lotion is enriched with rosemary essential oil, a botanical ingredient prized for its ability to revitalise and energise tired skin. This lotion has a fresh, herbaceous scent that appeals to both men and women, making it a versatile addition to any skincare routine. It’s particularly effective for calming and hydrating the skin, whether used in the morning to awaken the senses or at night to unwind.

You can apply our Soothing Kefir Lotion twice daily, or as often as needed, to keep your skin feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed. Unlike harsh chemical creams or steroid-based treatments, our natural kefir lotion won’t thin or damage the skin, making it a safe and gentle option for regular use. For optimal results, pair it with our Goats Milk Soap to create a complete skincare regimen.

This lotion is ideal for those who need to calm irritated skin or simply want to enjoy the refreshing benefits of rosemary. It’s a perfect blend of nature and science, providing your skin with the care it deserves.

Ingredients: Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Finnish Oat Oil, Rice bran oil, Olive oil, Rosemary essential oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable-based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5)

Sensitive Kefir Lotion

Our Sensitive Kefir Lotion is a completely pure formula, free from any essential oils or fragrances, making it an ideal choice for those with sensitive skin or fragrance intolerances. This lotion is especially suitable for pregnant women and children aged 3 and up, offering gentle, soothing hydration without the risk of irritation. It’s perfect for daily use on delicate skin types.

This lotion is formulated with our signature kefir, known for its probiotic benefits, which helps to nourish and balance the skin’s natural microbiome. The absence of added scents ensures that even the most sensitive skin can enjoy the moisturising and calming effects of this lotion. It’s a versatile product that can be used all over the body, providing long-lasting hydration and comfort.

Sensitive Kefir Lotion is a reliable option for those seeking a simple yet effective skincare solution. Whether you have specific sensitivities or just prefer a minimalist approach to skincare, this lotion delivers gentle care that you can trust, helping to maintain healthy, happy skin every day.

Ingredients: Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Oat Oil, Rice bran oil, Olive oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable-based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5)

Break-Out Kefir Lotion

Break-Out Kefir Lotion is our strongest formulation, specifically designed to tackle acne, spots, rashes, and other severe skin conditions. This potent lotion contains thyme and tea tree essential oils, which are renowned for their powerful antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties. These ingredients are highly effective in treating troubled skin, though they may be too intense for children under 12.

Ideal for those struggling with persistent skin issues, Break-Out Kefir Lotion works to clear up blemishes while also soothing irritation. The natural probiotics in kefir help to restore the skin’s balance, making this lotion a comprehensive solution for problem skin. It’s particularly beneficial for teenagers and adults dealing with acne, offering a natural alternative to harsh chemical treatments.

For best results, incorporate Break-Out Kefir Lotion into your daily skincare routine. Its targeted action helps to reduce redness, control oil, and prevent future breakouts, all while providing the skin with the nourishment it needs to heal and regenerate.

Ingredients: Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Oat Oil, Rice bran oil, Olive oil, Tea tree essential oil, Thyme essential oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable-based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5)

Calm-Down Kefir Lotion

Our Calm-Down Kefir Lotion offers the ultimate skin pampering experience, infused with the calming and aromatic properties of natural lavender essential oil. This elegant lotion is perfect for soothing the skin and the senses, making it an ideal choice for use before bed or whenever you need a moment of relaxation. Its gentle, antibacterial properties make it suitable for use on the face, hands, and body.

In addition to lavender, this lotion contains a nourishing blend of Finnish oat oil, rice bran oil, and olive oil, all of which work together to soothe and protect delicate skin. These rich, moisturising ingredients help to lock in hydration, leaving your skin feeling soft, supple, and rejuvenated. It’s a luxurious option for those who want to indulge in a little self-care while keeping their skin healthy.

For best results, use Calm-Down Kefir Lotion in combination with our Goats Milk Soap. This pairing enhances the calming effects of the lotion, making it easier to unwind and relax, while also providing comprehensive care for your skin.

Ingredients: Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Oat Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Olive Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable-based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5).

Use from head to toe

You may use our lotions twice daily, or as often as needed. Unlike harsh chemical creams or steroid creams, our natural skin care kefir lotions will not thin or harm the skin. Works best in combination with our probiotic goat’s milk soap.

Our lotions are very gentle and pure. However, your microbiome is as unique as your fingerprint, and everyone reacts differently to essential oils. For this reason, we suggest that you patch-test your lotion before widespread application. To do this, apply a small amount of lotion inside the wrist, to clear skin. Wait ten minutes to check for any redness or stinging.If there is no reaction, you may go ahead and apply generously, as many times per day as needed. If you have any issues or reactions to the lotion, please get in touch with one of our Nutritional Therapists via live chat, and they will be able to advise.

Blended & bottled by hand, with love

All of our kefir lotions are made in small batches, by hand, on the farm. Lovingly made from food-grade ingredients, kefir lotions are free from nasty dyes, perfumes, petrochemicals, parabens, or phthalates. Our kefir lotions are suitable for people who may be prone to eczema.We begin with a base of our own raw goat’s milk and our award-winning kefir. To this kefir goodness, we add olive oil, rice bran oil, and a special oat oil from Finnish oats, specially selected for their skin-nurturing properties.

Made with our award-winning goat’s milk

Goat’s milk is anti-inflammatory and penetrates the barrier of the human skin, carrying its valuable cargo of vitamins, minerals, and enzymes. Our live culture kefir balances and nourishes the bacteria on the surface of the skin, helping to protect and improve the appearance of the skin. Natural oils bathe the skin in moisture.

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